I'm not sure what an epitaph is, but I'm sure this is as good if not better. What next, is what I mean, and that is obvious. We shall write such classics as hatCraft II, hatInvaders, hatSet-Willy, and then, only when we have written every hatty game in creation, we shall move onto applications, hatPerfect, hatBase, hatPublisher, and soon, hatOs, oh yes, the world is our oyster, there is nothing they can do to stop us now, nothing. Ha ha-ha-ha WA-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha A-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA.